Yesterday while grocery shopping I couldn’t help noticing the shiny labels on this new line of Aquafina products.

Aquafina Alive is a new line of “enhanced water beverages” from Pepsi Co. “Energize” contains caffeine, B-vitamins, and 0 calories. “Satisfy” boasts 10% of your daily fiber and only 10 calories. “Protect” is a 0-calorie source of E and C vitamins.