Cadbury makes Easter staples like chocolate eggs filled with a mix of white and yellow fondant made to look like an actual egg. Oh, and like six and a half teaspoons of sugar. “No bunny” knows Easter better than the Cadbury Bunny, but the fluffy-tailed spokes-rabbit apparently also knows sandwich condiments.

Cadbury and Heinz are teaming up on a just-because-you-can-does-not-mean-you-should mayonnaise flavor just in time for Easter. Announced on April 1st and only available in the UK, most assumed it was a joke, but they followed up the next day to confirm that indeed it’s a real product.

This abomination incorporates bits of chocolate and fondant into Heinz [Seriously] Good Mayo. The result is a sugary, creamy condiment that goes well with, well, something that needs a savory, creamy spread that is also sweet? The jar comes wrapped in a label made to look like a slightly unwrapped creme egg with the traditional Heinz branding on the front.