There exists a timeline where bowling shirts, goatees, pooka shells, spiky hair and Gatorz shades are the pinnacle of cool. There would be old dudes still talking about carnal conquests of decades-past in a parlance that only teenage boys would find impressive. These cool guys would fuel their non-stop romp with shots of tequila and Donkey Sauce.

Celebrity chef Guy Fieri and his musical analogy Sammy Hagar have teamed up to bring a taste of that Flavortown life to dads everywhere with a new line of Tequila called Santo Fino Blanco; it’s a 100% blue agave spirit, created in collaboration with 3rd generation master distiller at El Viejito, Juan Eduardo Nuñez.