You wake up in the morning, stretch, yawn. You remove your nightcap courtesy SleepTite, the Pajama subscription box service. You do your necessaries: brushing your teeth with a Boka Box-supplied toothbrush, shaving with razors and gel from Dollar Shave Club, the subscription box service that (you guessed it) sends you razors and shaving gel in the mail. You apply an array of indulgent, pleasant-smelling balms to your face, reminding yourself that this isn’t sissy stuff: after all, it’s direct from Birchbox MAN, the subscription box for MEN. So: all good there. Similar routine with haircare (Manpacks), socks (Foot Cardigan), and underwear (Briefd).

You proceed to your kitchen, unpacking breakfast ingredients and curating your countertop BlueApron—careful to follow every step of the beautifully designed recipe card. Unsatisfied with the particular spice blend called for in the recipe, you pop open your package from Raw Spice Bar, the subscription box for spices, and prepare a custom seasoned omelette to share with your Instagram squad. Your belly full, you don your impeccably tailored button-up, selvedge denim, and skinny tie from Bombfell and try on several pairs of glasses from Warby Parker (remember now: you’ve only got three more days before you need to send ‘em back), before settling on the perfect look. Satisfied, you head out the door for the day, grabbing a NatureBox snack and a drip coffee from Bean Box as you go.

Seem a bit tedious for you?