If you’re anything like us, likely you’ll spend the entirety of your Super Bowl staring into the endless abyss of your black mirror, aka, cell phone. Or eating hot wings. Or watching the Puppy Bowl. Likely some combination of all of these things.

Of course, once boredom sets in—and we’ve had our fair share of snacks—perhaps you’ll reach for a phone to take a selfie and share your general feelings of ennui, preferably with your beer nowhere in site because of the un-aesthetically pleasing nature of a backwards beer label.