Philadelphia is rich with history and replete with art, culture, and millions of proud and ardent citizens, though sometimes that civic passion goes too far.

Though steeped in so much of the nation’s formation and history, Philly has not stopped being the setting for noteworthy events in American politics. One of the latest in a seemingly endless string of bizarre events from the Trump presidency and 2020 campaign came in the form of a presser held at the Four Seasons.

No, not the hotel. The landscaping firm located next to the porno shop.