Imagine you’re heading out into the wilderness to scavenge for critical supplies, aka, the grocery store. You’ve got your face mask on and disinfectant wipes at the ready, just in case the Acme ran out. You have some Lysol to spray down your groceries before you put them inside the car, and you’re strapped with hand sanitizer for well, I don’t know, everything? These are unprecedented times, at least that’s what every brand reminds me of whenever I see a commercial between Seinfeld reruns.

You probably wish you had a delightful portable case to store all of these things in, don’t you?