If you’ve ever found yourself refused by the doorman of an ultra-swank club, you might start wondering where it all went wrong. Was it my hair? Is it the durian-like notes in my body spray? Is it these cargo pants made out of Furbies? Why am I wearing cargo pants?

Well, Bergnein might be the game for you. Now, you can finally wield the power of the bouncer’s rope as you get to be the doorman of Germany’s most notorious club and select the right mix of partygoers to let through the door while also sabotaging your fellow doormen. The game is modeled after the debaucherous techno club Berghain – Berlin’s hottest nightclub and the place that really does have everything (think every club Stefon mentioned on SNL, rolled into one).