America Is Not Ready To Run On Dunkin’ Spiked

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Like some folks, I tend to scroll myself to sleep. So I was a confused last night when I saw folks on Twitter talking about Dunkin’ Spiked, a new line of RTD alcoholic Dunkin’ beverages.

Surely this cannot be.

But then I remember the existence of Sunny D vodka seltzer, and I think to myself, no matter how many studies or articles I see telling me that alcohol sales are on the decline and people want more non-boozy options, I know that is a damnable lie.