You know what is more annoying than Ed Sheeran being on a Beyonce song, and I’m not? Ed Sheeran getting a Heinz Tattoo and Heinz validating him by giving him a limited-edition ketchup bottle.

As if the Game of Thrones cameo-making singer/songwriter’s obsession with the condiment wasn’t awful enough with him having someone in his entourage walk around with a bottle of it, (seriously, wtf?) or having Heinz give him his very own brand of Edchup, these two have decided to take their PDA to the next level. This time, for charity.

In a meta nightmare, the label features Sheeran’s actual, real-life Heinz-label tattoo playfully surrounded by Sheeran’s others skin-pieces ( a paw print, a rose, jigsaw pieces) and whatever else he’s picked up after a night of trying to meet Galway Girls.