If you’ve pondered what the official liquor for obnoxious, heartless Silicon Valley insiders might just be, wonder no more! It’s finally here and brought to you by the loudmouth venture vultures capitalists from the podcast All-In.

The hosts and Elon Musk cheerleaders, who call themselves “Besties,” Chamath Palihapitiya, Jason Calacanis, David Sacks, and David Friedberg, describe “The Besties All-In Tequila” as a smooth and slightly sweet extra añejo with hints of wood, citrus, dried fruits, butterscotch, vanilla, cacao, toffee, and cooked agave. The group says that they discovered an incredibly rare store of tequila in 2023, then teamed up with a master distiller to blend the spirit.