You stop into Target for some dog food and deodorant, and maybe you’ll take a gander at that wicker donut holder Chip and Joanna Gaines are hawking. But the kiddos need more snacks for their lunches, and you kind of just want to feel the towels because they’re new and soft and you’ve forgotten what that feels like. Also, underwear.
Three hours and two pumpkin spice lattes later—tis’ the season Y’all—and you’re out three hundred bucks.
