Progresso Brings the BBQ To Your Pits With Smoke-Scented Deodorant

As a fan of smoking meats, the one thing I can actually do without is smelling like a 3-day-old campfire.

However, it seems Progresso didn’t get my memo (yes, there was obviously a memo). This past summer, Progresso released its Pitmaster line, infusing BBQ flavors with canned soup. However, the brand recognized that no parade would be thrown in your honor for not having stood over a grill and added burning coals to your sidesmoker to maintain a steady 225°F and 250°F temperature. So, they made a Pitmaster deodorant so that your pits would smell like smoke without any of the effort.