Taylor Swift Went To a Football Game and Our Punishment Is Ranch and Ketchup In the Same Bottle

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I don’t know if you heard this, but Taylor Swift went to a football game last weekend, and this crumble of news can’t stop making headlines.

Even on a site about packaging—but we’ll get to that in a second.

Sure, the primary reason is that Taylor has a new man in her life, something the world is entirely too invested in, but also because she seemingly prioritizes two condiments. As Taylor watched the game from a luxury Kansas City Chief’s suite, we all became deeply intimate with her condiment strategies. On September 24th, a fan account posted an image on X with Swift with the caption: “Taylor Swift was eating a piece of chicken with ketchup and seemingly ranch!” The image and its outrageous caption went viral and has currently racked up over 30 million likes.