The holidays are here! That’s right, you’ve almost survived the entirety of the raging dumpster fire that is 2017, and now it’s time to just get through these last few, precious weeks.

First up: Thanksgiving.

Even the most patient, joyful folks experience a bit of stress around Turkey Day. Traveling anywhere is a pain, you’re surrounded by family members 24/7, plus…why exactly are we celebrating the genocide of native people? Never mind, we’ve got you covered. No matter what your vice, here are a few lovely goodies that will make your Thanksgiving a little bit better.