While some Subway ingredients have been accused of being pretenders, like its bread and tuna, the international sandwich chain is hoping to build up real hype for its new Subway Series menu in Canada with a new accessory designed with the related BOGO 50% offer (Buy One, Get One for 50%) in mind.

The “Subway Fanny Pack” is made out of insulated bubble wrap with a zippered top and adjustable shoulder straps that can carry a whole footlong subway sandwich that isn’t12 inches long. The insulated material keeps the sandwich “fresh,” but the bag makes the wearer look like a goofy robot. Considering all the chemicals and additives in Subway ingredients, the machine look might be fitting.