Look, I’m no doctor, but I’ve always wondered how and why Listerine had cornered the market on dissolvable strips. It has crossed my mind many times that Tums should try them. Or Advil. Not to get too carried away, but I even think there’s a world in which Kraft could make cheese slices as thin as a dissolvable strip to lay delicately across a bowl of chili, though that’s a thought for another day.

The point is, apparently I’m not the only one with these thoughts, and wellness is starting to melt in your mouth.