Lithuanian branding consultancy FOLK has had it up to here with the same tired corporate cliches, and they want you to read between the lines because all that glitters isn’t gold when it comes to these overused phrases.

So when life gave FOLK lemons, they made a little lemonade and came up with the Corporate Folk Kit comprised of a set of corporate Christmas gifts featuring a beer titled Hold My Beer, a stress ball by the name of Ball Is In Your Court, a pack of In a Nutshell nuts, a Stay Sharp pen, and On The Same Page notebook.

It’s a real diamond in the rough, this kit: