Now here is a political party that I can really support wholeheartedly! Washington, D.C. chocolate maker Harper Macaw has teamed up with Design Army to create a “wildly delectable, highly electable” line of political party chocolate. The six varieties in the Election Year collection each display a patriotic red, white, and blue design, intended to put a positive spin on the world of politics and shine a spotlight on D.C.’s lesser-known creative side.

RED STATE
RED STATE A BLEND OF RED BERRIES, CONSERVATIVE DARK CHOCOLATE, AND FREE MARKET CAPITALISM. (UN) OFFICIAL FAVORITE OF THE GOP.

Inspired by old family money and old family portraits, Red State design features an increasingly rare and endangered species – a capitalist white elephant attired in a raspberry-studded smoking jacket.