Kellogg's Is Just Throwing Froot Loops And Frosted Flakes Together In The Same Box Now
by Bill McCool on 06/24/2020 | 2 Minute Read
How do you do, fellow kids?
Perhaps you enjoy buying two different boxes of cereal and—at the collective gasp of our fuddy-duddy parental units—combining them in the same bowl. It may sound crazy, almost like having all of your food touching at Thanksgiving, but we march to the beat of a different drum and inspiration abounds like so much hanging fruit.
Well, fellow youth of today, what if I told you that you no longer had to spend your hard-earned bitcoins and Venmos on two boxes of cereal? Now, the Kellogg company is releasing a new Mashups cereal that combines all the sugary bits you love from Frosted Flakes and Froot Loops. The packaging features the likeness of both Tony the Tiger and the now decidedly outdated, non-psychedelic version of Toucan Sam. Regardless, it is lit fire and a taste sensation like no other!
“Kellogg’s is always looking to innovate and deliver new experiences that our cereal fans desire,” said Erin Storm, marketing director of Kellogg All Family Cereal in a press release. “As almost half of cereal lovers mix cereals together, we wanted to make this two-in-one breakfast experience even easier. With Kellogg’s Mashups Cereal, families have a convenient way to enjoy a delicious mix of Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes and Froot Loops all in one box.”
Almost half? Why that sounds like a delectably sweet revolution for kids like you and me, doesn’t it?
Act now, my digital native comrade! This wild combination of flavors is only available for a limited time only, and may soon go the way of famed doctor, raconteur, eugenicist, and breakfast cereal entrepreneur John Harvey Kellogg.