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Reynolds Wrap Brings Back The Snackbjörn, You Disgusting Animals

by Rudy Sanchez on 01/29/2020 | 2 Minute Read

Every year millions of NFL fans, casual observers, and friends gather around the old picture box to watch the Super Bowl, the championship game that is one of the most viewed sporting events globally, usually accompanied by loads of snacks. 

With the game and pageantry clocking in at around four hours, some viewers are going to be disappointed with mundane serve-ware like a flimsy paper plate. Plus, why would anyone balance a plate on their leg or hold it in their hand for the entirety of the sports match when a better solution exists

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Reynolds, the aluminum foil brand, has brought back their snackbjörn, something they dubbed the Hunger Harness, designed to keep almost everything a football fan needs comfortably within reach. The harness appears to be made out of metal foil similar to Reynolds’ products, with adjustable straps, integrated neck pillow, as well as dedicated compartments for wings and beer. It also includes a built-in straw, chip pouch, a small trash receptacle, a fold-down tray, and there’s even a cellphone holder that keeps the device at-the-ready for making impassioned rants to friends and family from afar.

Reynolds seems to have everything covered for the super watcher, except for bathroom breaks because, well, that’s on you. And you should probably take the Hunger Harness off before heading to the restroom anyway.

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Of course, the Hunger Harness sold out this year in less than 24 hours, and if you weren’t one of the lucky folks to snag the wearable snack station, then you'll have to fix a plate for yourself like a normal human being. 

Or, you know, you could build yourself your own personal portable trough. You do you.