New Doritos Towel Bag Promises No More Cheese Fingers
by Casha Doemland on 02/18/2019 | 2 Minute Read
It doesn't matter if you're snacking on a few Doritos or if you're reaching around for crumbs at the bottom of the bag—your fingers will always emerge with Doritos dust. It is the lifestyle you accepted when you chose to eat this deliciously addictive snack.
Like most snackers, you're not munching with a napkin in hand so you either succumb to brushing the dust off on whatever is closest—your shirt, pants, sofa, friend—or suck the thin layer of Cool Ranch cheese film from your fingers.
And then you insert your saliva-covered fingertips back into the bag, and the circle of life is complete.
There's no judgment. We've all been there, which is why Tel-Aviv based creative agency Gefen Team's Doritos Towel Bag is such a big friggin' deal. The bag made from terry towel cloth is likely the same stuff as your bath and kitchen towels. This means you can munch on all the Hot & Sour Doritos (an Isreali Dorito flavor) you want and have a convenient space to wipe off your fingers when finished, you disgusting monster (OK, there's a little judgment).
(Pictured above; thoughtless human inserts freshly licked fingers into your bag of chips.)
No more Doritos smeared t-shirts, car seats, pants, sofas, bedspreads, pajamas, or dogs. You are free to snack as you please. Heck, when you've finished the bag of chips, feel free to wash it out and turn the bag into a fashion accessory or a bag for little goodies.
Unfortunately, the bag is only in the Israeli market, but maybe with a little noise from fans in the social media realm, we can make this an international crisis as the tyranny of Doritos dust knows no borders.
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